Ripkitty Forbidden V CBD Hemp Flower: The Real OG for Uplifting Vibes
You think you’ve smoked it all? Hold up, because Forbidden V is about to shatter your expectations. This isn’t just some weak-ass flower that talks big and delivers small; this is Sativa-dominant supremacy wrapped in dense, sticky nugs that’ll punch your stress in the face while whispering sweet uplifting nothings to your mind. With 8.9% CBD (don’t just take our word for it—check the lab results!) and under 0.3% Delta-9 THC, this legal beast is your one-way ticket to relaxation and energy. Let's break this bad boy down.
Key Features That’ll Make You Drool
- High CBD Content: 8.9% CBD (verified by Green Leaf Lab COA), designed to melt your stress and put your mind in the zone.
- Sativa-Dominant Hybrid: Energy meets tranquility—get uplifted without losing your chill.
- Third-Party Lab Tested: Every batch is tested by Green Leaf Labs, so no BS. You're getting pure, unadulterated quality.
- Legally Compliant: Less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC—means you’re high on life, not illegal vibes.
- Terpene Powerhouse: Packed with terpenes like CBG, CBDA, and THCV, giving you earthy and citrus notes with an herbal funk.
Benefits That Hit Different
- Stress Relief: Feeling like the weight of the world is on your shoulders? This strain is your anti-anxiety warrior, wrapping you in a calm, uplifting hug.
- Relaxation Without Couchlock: Forbidden V knows how to take the edge off without leaving you stuck on the couch binge-watching random sh*t. Your body feels weightless, and your mind is sharp AF.
- Uplifting Energy: The Sativa dominance ensures you’re up, at ’em, and killing your day. Perfect for those days when you’ve got sh*t to do but need that mellow backdrop.
Let’s Talk Lab Stats
We don't play when it comes to quality. The COA from Green Leaf Lab is here to back it all up:
- Total CBD: 8.9% (89 mg/g)
- THCA: 0.4%
- CBGA: 0.5%
- CBDA: 10.2%—the heavy hitter for CBD production.
- Total Cannabinoids: A whopping 18.7%. Yeah, that’s right. It’s like a symphony of cannabinoids up in here.
Flavor & Aroma: Smells Like Heaven, Hits Like a Beast
Aroma: Earthy, citrusy, with herbal undertones. Imagine walking through a forest with a lemon in hand—that’s Forbidden V.
Taste: Smooth and light with a sweet aftertaste. The citrus vibes hit first, followed by subtle floral notes.
Appearance: Trichome-Laden Perfection. Forbidden V doesn’t just talk the talk; it walks it. These dense, resin-heavy buds are dripping with trichomes that glisten like diamonds under the light. From the deep green hues to the amber pistils—this flower screams "top-shelf."
Who’s It For?
- Cannabis Newbies: Looking to chill without the paranoia? This is your jam.
- Cannabis Veterans: Even if your tolerance is through the roof, Forbidden V will surprise you with its nuanced effects.
- Daily Grinders: Need something for that post-work wind-down? Light this up and let your stress melt away.
How to Use
- Smoke: Roll it up in a joint or pack it in your bowl. Smooth, no harsh hits here.
- Vape: For the terpene chasers—vaping brings out every citrusy, earthy note.
This isn't just flower; this is Ripkitty. We don’t sell mediocrity; we sell LEGENDS.