Straight up fire nugs of “Ripkitty Gelato #33 THCA Flower.” These bad boys are dense as hell, frosty as fuck, and just dripping with trichomes. You got those deep-ass greens with some fiery orange pistils twisted all up in there, looking like they're ready to knock your ass into next week. Perfectly cured, with that sticky-icky texture that lets you know this shit ain’t no joke.

Gelato #33 THCA

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Ripkitty Gelato #33 THCA Flower: The Full Breakdown

Gelato #33 is a hybrid strain that’s a wicked combo of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint GSC (Girl Scout Cookies). It’s not just a regular-ass flower; this is the type of stuff you dream about when you want to kick back after a long day of hustlin’. But don't sleep on it—it’ll keep your ass focused too. So if you need to unwind or get creative, Gelato #33 got you covered.

Let’s break it down real dirty:

  • Hybrid Powerhouse: It’s got that balanced mix of indica and sativa, so whether you’re lookin’ to chill or vibe, Gelato #33 hits the spot.

  • Straight Up Dank Looks: The buds are dense AF, packed with fiery orange hairs, with deep green and even purple hues that are just screaming, “Smoke me, bruh.”

  • Flavor Explosion: This flower is packed with flavors like sweet citrus and fruit. So, every hit feels like you’re walking through a goddamn tropical fruit orchard.

  • THCA to THC? Hell Yeah!: With THCA levels hitting 25.0%, this bad boy converts to that head-spinning THC when heat’s applied, getting you that high you deserve.

  • CBGA Boost: It’s got 1.28% CBGA too, giving you that little extra medical benefit. Whether it’s for anxiety, muscle pain, or just making your couch feel like a cloud, this flower’s got medicinal properties that’ll hit right.

  • Zero Crap Content: None of that CBD or other crap that dilutes the potency. Gelato #33 is a full-on THCA machine.

Why Gelato #33 Hits Different:

This ain’t your average gelato you grab off the dessert menu. With its balanced hybrid nature, this strain is all about relaxation while keeping you functional. Whether you want to sit back with your squad, or knock out a project, this strain will vibe with you. And if you’re after flavor? Damn, you’re in for a treat. The sweet, fruity, and citrusy notes make every inhale a blast.

It’s not just the high that’s lit; the flower itself is straight-up art. Dark green and purple buds, sprinkled with orange hairs, make it look as good as it smokes. And that 25% THCA? Sheesh! You’re guaranteed a ride you’ll remember.

Potency You Can Trust:

We back our shit up. This ain’t no backyard boof—Gelato #33 comes with a full COA (Certificate of Analysis). No sketchy vibes here, just pure, lab-tested fire.

Lab Test Breakdown:

  • Total THCA: 25.0%
  • CBGA: 1.28%
  • Moisture Content: 10.8% (Perfect for staying fresh, fam)

Perfect For:

  • Chillin’ after work
  • Creative sessions
  • Kicking it with your squad
  • Reducing anxiety and stress

COA Overview

This COA breaks down the cannabinoid profile for the "Gelato 33" flower. It’s all about figuring out how strong this shit is and what it’s packing in terms of cannabinoids.

Total Cannabinoids & Content

  • Total THC: 22.2% - This number is your bottom-line THC potential. It's a combo of the THCA that’s ready to activate once it gets heated, and any Δ9-THC that's already kickin' around. Basically, when you light this up, that 22.2% is gonna slap.
  • Total CBD: Below the Limit of Quantitation (LOQ) - Translation: there's either none or a barely-there trace of CBD in this beast.
  • Moisture Content: 10.8% - This is how much water's left in that flower. It affects the weight and how fresh it’s gonna be when you crack that jar open. Lower moisture means better cure, better hit, better high.

Cannabinoid Breakdown

  • CBGA: 1.28% (12.8 mg/g) - This bad boy is the godfather of all cannabinoids, the precursor that turns into everything else. It’s like the root of all dankness.
  • CBG, CBDV, CBD, CBDVA, CBN, THCV, Δ8-THC, CBC: Below the LOQ - These cannabinoids basically said, "Nah, we ain't showin' up to the party," so don't expect to feel ‘em.
  • Δ9-THC: 0.29% (2.9 mg/g) - Tiny bit of active THC that’s already done its transformation from THCA. Just a lil’ tease of what's comin'.
  • THCA: 25.0% (250 mg/g) - The star of the show right here. This is the raw, acidic THC form that's gonna activate and make this shit strong as hell once you heat it up.

In total, you're lookin’ at 26.6% cannabinoids (266.0 mg/g), which is some straight-up heavy artillery. This flower's locked and loaded with potent-ass compounds ready to blast you.

Visual Interpretation

There’s a pie chart down in the COA to help break down all the cannabinoids:

  • Green Segment: THCA – This chunk is big as hell, like 99% of the damn pie, tellin’ you this flower ain't fuckin' around. It’s THCA all day.
  • Purple Segment: CBGA – A lil’ slice of that pie, but it’s there, adding a bit of that precursor kick.
  • Yellow Segment: Δ9-THC – Barely a sliver, but it's there, giving a nod to some active THC that’s already ready to blaze.

Analytical Details

  • Analysis Method: They used high-performance liquid chromatography (HPLC/DAD) for the testin’. It’s like the gold standard for breaking down what’s in the bud and how much of it. Accurate as hell.
  • Lab Information: Done by Pinnacle Analytics out in Medford, Oregon. The test got that Kris Ford, PhD stamp of approval—dude knows his shit.

Quality Control

The COA is under ORELAP accreditation, which means this ain't no half-ass test. Meets the Oregon Administrative Rules, so you know it’s legit.

Summary

The "Gelato 33 THCA Flower" is fuckin’ loaded, with a killer THCA content at 25%, ready to turn into hardcore THC once you light up. The low-ass moisture content means this flower’s been cured right, ready to smoke, and full of flavor and potency. Mostly THCA-dominant with a lil’ CBGA edge – this shit is made for those who want a high that’ll take ‘em to the damn moon.

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