"The Dank Nug" - Look at this goddamn nug. The dense structure is screaming potency with those frosty trichomes popping off like a $2 hooker on payday. This ain’t your grandma’s weed – it’s packing over 18% THCA, ready to blow your mind and your budget. Cheap and effective, bitch!

Mixed THCA Flowers

Ripkitty

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Ripkitty Mixed THCA Flowers

Yo, if you’re on the hunt for some fire-ass bud that won’t break the bank, Ripkitty’s Mixed THCA Flowers are your go-to. These nugs might be cheap, but they pack a punch with over 18% THCA on average, giving you that perfect high without emptying your wallet. Perfect for anyonelooking to stretch their buck and get the most bang for their buck. Ripkitty’s got your back, delivering the goods every damn time.

Product Breakdown:

  1. THCA Potency: Over 18% THCA – that’s some serious shit right there. You know you’re getting your money’s worth when you light up these babies.

  2. Mix of Strains: It’s like a surprise party in a bag. Each batch brings a blend of different strains, each with its unique flavors and effects. Expect to get a little bit of everything, from heavy hitters to mellow chillers.

  3. Affordable Price: We know you’re not trying to spend your whole paycheck on weed. That’s why we’re hooking you up with top-shelf quality at a price that’s hard to beat. Perfect for budget stoners who don’t want to compromise on quality.

  4. Versatile Usage: Roll it, pack it, vape it – these mixed flowers are versatile as fuck. However you prefer to consume your cannabis, Ripkitty’s got you covered.

  5. Appearance: These nugs are a beautiful mix of greens, purples, and oranges, covered in frosty trichomes that scream potency. Don’t be fooled by the price – these flowers look and smoke like premium bud.

 

Let's dive deep into this potency report, and break down the raw, unfiltered truth of what this shit is packing. Buckle up, because we're getting into the nitty-gritty with no fucking censorship.

Potency Results Breakdown

Cannabinoids by Weight

  • CBDVA: Less than the Limit of Quantitation (LOQ). Basically, there’s none of this shit detectable.
  • CBDV: Same as above, under LOQ.
  • CBDA: Also less than LOQ. Don’t expect any major CBD presence here.
  • CBGA: 0.795% or 7.95 mg/g. This cannabinoid's present, but it’s not dominating the scene.
  • CBG: Less than LOQ. Not showing up here.
  • CBD: Less than LOQ. Again, nothing to see here.
  • THCV: Under LOQ. Not significant.
  • CBN: Less than LOQ. Nada.
  • Delta-9 THC (d9-THC): 0.239% or 2.39 mg/g. A small but noticeable amount.
  • Delta-8 THC (d8-THC): Under LOQ. Barely exists in this mix.
  • CBC: Less than LOQ. Zip.
  • THCA: The big daddy here at 24.0% or 240 mg/g. This is where the punch is coming from.
  • Total Cannabinoids: 25.03% or 250 mg/g. A solid mix mainly boosted by that high THCA content.

Total THC and CBD Calculation

  • Total THC: Calculated as (THCA*0.877+d9-THC) which rounds out to 21.3%. This is the effective THC content when you factor in decarboxylation. This is where the psychoactive effects will come from.
  • Total CBD: Less than LOQ%. Don’t expect much, if any, CBD effects.
  • Moisture Content: 13.2%. This tells us how dry the product is, and it's right in the ballpark for good quality flower.

Quality Control Results

Quality Control Metrics

  • CBDA Recovery: 102.0% within 90-110% limits.
  • CBD Recovery: 108.0% within 90-110% limits.
  • d9-THC Recovery: 101.0% within 90-110% limits.
  • d8-THC Recovery: 95.8% within 90-110% limits.
  • THCA Recovery: 96.9% within 90-110% limits.

These recoveries are spot on, meaning the lab's got their shit together and the numbers are legit.

Scientific Analysis

This product is all about the THCA. When you spark up, the THCA converts to THC, giving you that high as fuck experience. With 24% THCA, you’re getting a serious kick. The presence of CBGA is a nice touch, known for its anti-inflammatory properties, but it’s not going to steal the spotlight.

Delta-9 THC at 0.239% isn’t massive, but combined with the converted THCA, you’re looking at a total THC content that’ll get you good and lit.

Overall Take

Ripkitty Mixed THCA Flowers is a potent mix with a killer THCA percentage. This shit’s designed to get you flying high without worrying about a significant CBD presence to mellow it out. Perfect for anyone looking to get that strong, psychoactive kick.

Our Mixed THCA Flowers have been tested and proven to deliver a consistent, high-quality experience. With 18-24.0% THCA, this product is no joke. Each gram packs a potent punch of cannabinoids, ensuring you get the best effects every time.

 

Usage Tips:

  • For Beginners: Start slow, homie. This shit is potent, so take it easy if you’re not used to high-THCA strains.
  • For Regulars: You know the drill. Roll up a fatty or pack your bong and get ready for a smooth, flavorful hit that gets you where you want to be.

 

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