Alright, listen up, ya lazy stoners! We’re slappin' some insurance on your order to make sure your precious green gets to you safe and sound. If those incompetent shipping carriers manage to lose, damage, or let some thieving prick nab your package, Ripkitty's got your back. We'll replace your shit without any extra cost.
Now, if you’re feelin' like a cheap ass and wanna roll the dice, go ahead and edit your cart to remove the insurance. Just know that if your stash goes missing or gets jacked, you’re screwed. No replacements, no refunds.
So, make your choice: safe and sound with insurance or playin' the risky game. Your call, but don’t come cryin' to us when your CBD, bongs, pipes, or accessories disappear into the void.
