Toasted Hemp Seeds: Pure Fucking Nutrition
All natural, wildly delicious toasted hemp seeds. Packed fresh in heavy-duty ziplocks and bubble mailers so they don't get smashed to shit in transit. We ship same day or next day—always on time, zero excuses.
Great for your own damn meals and feeding your feathered friends. Toasted perfectly to bring out a crazy nutty flavor.
? For Your Body
- Nutrient-Dense: Stop eating garbage. These are packed with the essential macro and micronutrients you actually need.
- Highly Versatile: Throw this shit on your salads, yogurt, blend it into your smoothies, or bake it into bread for a nutty, high-protein punch.
- Protein & Fats: Loaded with plant-based protein and the Omega-3/Omega-6 fatty acids your brain craves.
? For The Flock
- High in Protein: Birds need real fuel for energy, molting, and muscle development, not cheap filler trash.
- Zero Waste (No Shell): No bullshit hard shells for them to crack. Pure, accessible nutrition instantly.
- Easy to Handle: Small enough to scatter, throw in standard feeders, or mix into your own custom bird blends.
- Nutritional Variety: Adds massive diversity to their diet to keep them healthy as fuck.
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: Approx. 3 Tbsp (30g)
Calories 166
Total Fat 14g
Saturated Fat 1.4g
Monounsaturated Fat 2.5g
Polyunsaturated Fat (Omega 3 & 6) 10g
Total Carbohydrates 2.6g
Dietary Fiber 1.2g
Sugars 0.45g
Protein 9.5g
Vitamins & Minerals (% DV)
Iron 16% (2.97mg)
Magnesium 50% (210mg)
Phosphorus 70% (495mg)
Zinc 45% (5mg)
Manganese 120% (2.6mg)
Copper 110% (1mg)
Niacin (B3) 20% (2.8mg)
Vitamin E 10% (1.9mg)
Potassium 8% (360mg)
Phytosterols 76mg
Amino Acid Profile
Glutamine 4.5g
Arginine 2.2g
Aspartic Acid 1.45g
Serine 0.7g
Leucine 0.6g
Lysine 0.5g
Valine 0.4g
Threonine 0.4g
Isoleucine 0.35g
*Values are approximate and can vary slightly depending on source and processing.
? Freshly packed in Ziplocks & Bubble Mailers • Shipped Same or Next Day • Always on Time
